Halloween is a great day for everyone. The elderly get a little joy by sharing sugary treats with the children. Moms share in their children's excitement, Dads get a little free candy, and those of us too old for either end of trick-or-treating, well we get to dance with Britney Spears.

Some girls need no excuse to dress up all slutty like and shake their shit, others show restraint and wait until it's every Friday night, most do it on their birthday, and *every* girl: tall, short, blond, brunet, skinny, and fat gets hoed out on Halloween!P

If you've ever wanted to dance with Britney Spears or Lindsey Lohan, maybe two of each, this is the night for you. They'll be out.

I love Halloween.